I don't quite follow your reasoning, there, mmy. How does stunt double lead to long, unkempt hair?

Well, I assume the real answer is mostly because Jackie Chan is a kung fu guy, not a karate guy, and is a more bankable presence than any karate guys they could find. And yes, karate is totally uncool these days, and kung fu is only moderately uncool. Kung Fu Panda, Kill Bill (right?), the Matrix (eh…), etc. vs. I…

Asking someone to do it for him amounts to the same thing, though, in practice if not technically, enough so that nobody blinks an eye at "the President's bill." Hooray for getting around the Constitution!

I don't even Internet Care about any of this stuff. 95% of the stuff Amelie hates on I only even know about through the Hater. And yet I keep reading them, and making the internet slightly larger with each pointless, pointless comment. Working in an office is wonderful.

Your opinion is wrong.

And I am always heartened when people share my hatred of Breakfast Club. Was anyone's highschool actually rigidly divided into broad stereotypes like that? What was it like?

I saw a GIRL wearing a MAN's tie as a BELT once! Just thinking about it, I can't….

I live in NYC too, ba. In fact I'm from here. Unless by "NYC" you mean in close proximity to Uniqlo.

You're seriously unaware that you can buy jeans for less than $56?

Why off by a decade? We've still got 6 years to see a full realization of that glorious vision.

The point of guns is not needing to chase. Or to run away if threatened, leaving one free to wear impractical pants. So, good luck with that.

"Assless chaps" is redundant. Re-assed chaps are just pants.

They kind of are.

When I was a kid that was getting "zorched."

Is this subtle mockery of the awkward book-plugging at the beginning of this article?

Picard kicked his ass with a saddle at one point.

They could do a whole inventory on (generally failed) attempts to replicate the Mulder and Scully chemistry. Anyone ever see Bones?

That's sort of a weird object of obsessive hate. Can you pinpoint the source?

Hipster Lex Luthor? Anyone?

Ok, but I have little interest in what some ghostwriter can think to say about her, and that's almost certainly included in the "book deal." Maybe she should just publish a collection of aphorisms.