My Cousin Vinny didn't actually have anything that couldn't happen in an actual trial.

That's a totally different episode, Jorge, you fucking loser.

It's already begun. You just apparently aren't hip enough to be aware of it yet.

It's more of an Albany expression.

Nice. You're wearing down her resistance, I can feel it. Also, just putting this out there, but I've heard really good things about Stockholm Syndrome. Might be worth looking into.

Her car was hand crafted by rural Tuscan villagers in the 1920s. Since it doesn't run, she has to keep several car-pushers on staff, and recommends everyone do the same.

You all just want to go to a school where there's no math.

Oh, and this is as good a place as any to point out that the Chastity Bono sex change story has been autoblocked by my workplace web filter today but not yesterday. Good work, commenters.

It's still broadcasted over the airwaves, it's just a digital signal instead of an analog one. Although I think it's hilarious that despite two years of tedious information campaign, people are still getting the basic idea completely wrong.

…….PENIS!!!!!

Again, I'm pretty sure fake schlongs are for display only.

Chaste wouldn't be the male form of Chastity, though. Chastito? Chastitus?

Yeah, dogs suck!

Just like "poofter" means tourist, right guys?

My friend who actually lived in Alaska for some time used the term "coasties" in reference to guys in the Coast Guard, who apparently are numerous up there and frequently responsible for knocking up local teens. Is that what they were going for?

But what does Joe the Plumber think about all of this?

THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR

Ass

I'm not the girl you thought I waaaas! No -
I'm just the girl you want me wish was not was were,
'cause I must thinketh I'm was not, once was, was not but a giiiirl.

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