Seriously, Seinfeld backlash? You people are objectively wrong.

You are a really lame person. I suppose you think the Beatles suck, too.

The difference is that early Conan was really awkward but still smart and charmingly weird. Smoothness can be learned, I'm not so sure about the other stuff.

The networks figured out early on that the best way to diffuse parody of reality TV shows is to themselves straightfacedly outdo the ridiculousness of the parodies, thus bludgeoning the viewing public into numb submission and rendering all parodies toothless in comparison.

Your unconvential syntax baffles me.

Um, the octopus would definitely win. Wasn't there a story a while ago about an aquarium where all the sharks kept dying overnight and nobody could figure out why, until they set up cameras and discovered a homicidal octopus was ambushing and killing them for fun? Was that the inspiration for this movie?

So, what about that mustache-twirling cartoon villainy? There have been loads of utterly irredeemable characters. They're boring and unrealistic. Unless you mean an entire show with nothing BUT utterly irredeemable characters? That doesn't sound particularly interesting to me. Although there are a number of Fox…

I think my favorite Charlie moment is the plot with the carving knives. That got to me, even as I was annoyed at being so blatantly manipulated (which is I guess a very common reaction to WW).

I'd try to be philanthropic, too, if I suddenly had loads of money. I'd probably go more along the lines of funding medical research, bringing microbanking and vaccines to impoverished nations, etc. than bankrolling hipster bands. Then again, who am I kidding, I'd probably do some wacky, megalomaniacal shit as well.…

I'm going to cut his entire body off.

Now you're just being obtuse.

This marglar is marglar.

I've read too much Savage Love to assume that cheetah fucking would hurt the relationship.

When they say the world is 6000 years old, they're not morons, they're just using a different number system. Their 6000 is our 12000000000. So just multiply everything by 2 million. Hence, translated, 100 million percent of divorces are caused by internet pornography. See? That sounds a lot more reasonable.

What was that one, fairly recently, where the MPDG was literally a sociopath or something? And the one (that's not out yet?) where the guy has aspergers, and it's somehow incredibly romantic? I'm pretty sure they both had Hater columns about them (which is the only reason I know about them).

Masturbating to cartoony drawings of crowds is not "getting laid."

Something about a series of scrolls?

Actually, the correct answer is that Waldo is in all of us.

Easiest costume ever is lonely hipster douchebag, hunched over computer. Am I right, fellas?

But how does the wizard (played by Ian McKellen) fit in?