A magic eye poster movie would annoy the fuck out of me.

Conan is great at interviews, can pretend that anyone is interesting and even make them seem so by taking up the slack himself, and is consistently charming and funny.

Believe it or not, the AV Club has no power to enforce homework assignments.

I like my humping like I like my vodka: alone, in bed, sobbing quietly.

Ok, people:

"Monocle-smashingly" is now my word of the day. Thanks.

I just can't get over how much of a free spirit he is!

Aluminum, that's just because they figure you won't understand what you're seeing.

He is grammatically correct. It means neither "the wake of Finnegan" nor "Finnegan is wake." Although really, who the fuck knows. No one has ever actually read that book. It's too good to be read (or so I imagine James Joyce thinking).

I'm unfamiliar with Finnegan's Wake. Is that somehow related to Finnegans Wake?

Good book, good but very different movie. And Kesey = kind of a pretentious prick. Does that about sum it up?

Wait, is Nazi Germany cool right now, or not?

Wow, lots of Knocked Up backlash. So Judd Apatow is now officially too successful to be cool? Do we still like Freaks and Geeks? I'm lost, here.

…they keep the black man down.

Because 45 LS 936

More like Fright of the Jew: See Him!

Wow, "ruining the majesty of history." Is that like raping *everyone's* childhood?

It does seem like most people who go into porn are emotionally messed up, but I wonder if that is due at least partly to the various stigmas? I mean, professional athletes are "selling their bodies" to the same degree, right? Are they all traumatized? Maybe because it's considered a degrading profession, it attracts…

Gays do. And then they have lots of gay sex in all the pews, and force the children of the congregation to watch until they become gay themselves. And there's nothing you can do to stop them, because it's the law.

Any economic effect gay marriage would have must be much greater for heterosexual marriage, just by sheer numbers. So the logical extension of Michael Steele's claim is that all marriage ought to be illegal, for the sake of the economy. And although that rationale is quite stupid, I'd favor the action. I'm not a big…