She's actually the lemur. That's my theory. Think about it.

I think that 26 age is too old. As I said before the above hilarious argument, I saw it at 20 and thought I was too old for it. But I guess I'm just super mature.

I give Jodie Foster a pass because the character is *supposed* to be trying to disguise her upbringing. To get away from it all, and go all the way to the eff… bee… eye.

To be fair, though, my own southern accent impression is the same as my Foghorn Leghorn impression. And it it is *hilarious*.

Jocasta is Oedipus' MOTHER.

The difference is that it's got electrolytes.

I bet he's really buoyant.

I'm just happy the end of Woody Allen's Scarlet Johannsen lechery is in sight.

Please, people, enough! A Larry divided against itself CANNOT STAND.

My favorite is when I tell people I grew up on Long Island. "Haha, you're from Long Island? Lun-goooy-lund?" Yup, that's totally how we say it, alright.

I saw DD when I was 20, and I just thought, "Wow, I am way too old for this." So no, I don't imagine it ages well. Call it "Catcher in the Rye Syndrome," except that DD is several notches below CITR.

Predictions for next season:

Are there any Indians in Starfleet?

Pilgrim, yes, I was "only" VP. What have YOU done with your life, big shot?

It is weird that Bob didn't ask about the staples.

PB is history's greatest monster.

u r deep

Dreams can be so crazy!

I don't think I could narrow it down to my favorite song, but my favorite album is Highway 61 Revisited, followed by a tie between Blonde on Blonde and Blood on the Tracks.

All these "transformers is going to suck, but I'm seeing it anyway" comments are baffling and disheartening. What the fuck, people.