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I would totally cast her to be in my chronic, taunting hallucination. Is that weird?

Match Point was quite good. I also liked The Prestige. If you like plotless ennui (and who doesn't), you might like Lost in Translation.

There's an old cliche that is nonetheless quite accurate, that good children's literature appeals to the child in the adult and the adult in the child. Which is why I find it bizarre that someone is actually arguing *for* utterly mindless entertainment. For shame, Emperor Jim, for shame.

That everyone but gay holograms and sexy cyborgs are basically superfluous most of the time.

I love that comically greedy and physically grotesque "obviously represents the Jews." There's really no way to complain about it without coming across as racist/self-hating, is there?

Except for the gayest sentient medical hologram of all time.

Shut the fuck up, Einstein. Q laughs at your puny "physics."

Like putting too much air in a balloon!

I knew a kid in college who had a life-size carboard cutout of the doctor from Voyager in his room. He was a gay nerd hipster, and I don't think even he knew how ironic his possession of it was.

Or alternatively, women shouldn't have to hear about it, either.

Eating an entire sandwich very quickly, while hilarious in context, isn't really an example of being a brilliant physical comedian, I'm thinking.

Most terrorists aren't big enouch douches to ride fixed-gear bikes.

My favorite part of that scene was Michael telling the receptionist he he had no idea whether everyone hated her. Quality Michael, as well as a meta comment on how she's just been quietly in the background of all their antics since she arrived.

Mose, I think.

Booze, people.

It was an interesting feeling realizing that I'm basically the Creed of my office.

I dunno, I kind of see Bush as more of a Jar Jar Binx character. Obama and Biden are obviously Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Cheney is Palpatine, not Darth Vader. Moron.

Pig in the City?

Why would you be mad at them for wanting to scan your brain? The reason there's no help isn't because nobody wants to help, it's because we haven't figured out how yet, and those doctors are trying to do exactly that. The best way to help people like you is to study people like you.