What's different about South Park is that it seems like the fact that the voices are all pretty much the same is kind of a running joke. Or maybe I'm wrong, and TP and MS somehow think they're brilliant voice actors. I find that hard to believe, though.

As much as I can support promoting understanding and such,
Einstein, Jefferson, and Mozart did not fucking have asperger syndrome. But hey, totally right on with correcting the "Forrest Gump" misconception (?).

"Area man breaks record for number of message board comments"

"Whooping cough" is an anagram of "owning hug pooch."

Plus, you know, the fact that Arrested Development is one of the funniest things on television ever, and this show is fucking godawful. That might have something to do with it as well, in addition to the story arc thing you mention.

American Dad, inexplicably, is actually consistently hilarious. It's actually the only one of the Sunday night toonfest I can bear to watch at this point. Surely, then, it will be the next to be cancelled, to make room for a less funny (and apparently therefore more successful) Seth MacFarlane show, and a contract for…

More importantly, Sit Down, Shut Up is really, really, really bad. Fox sucks, yes, but I can't really blame them for this. I *can* blame them, however, for The Cleveland Show.

Seriously? Mr. Slave?

Whoa whoa whoa. But I thought they were making a documentary about the NON-existence of love. But then they themselves fall in love? I don't get it.

Surely you can fail harder than that?

It's not even a single negative.

If that little girl was pimped out by her parents who talked to USA Today about how brilliant she was, she would likely become insufferable as well. That's the difference. As is, she'll probably grow up to be a pretty cool person.

You don't have to write well to be published, you just have to write one of the profitable forms of shit. Are the Twilight books "good writing?" Fuck no. But they happened upon (mostly by accident, I assume) the perfect formula for young teen girls at this moment in history - the "tweengeist," to coin a hilariously…

Personally, I've always wondered what the deal is with airline food.

I was going to make an obvious joke about there not being any point to being a gamer if you have to groom yourself, but I'm actually really curious. What gamer-specific features are we talking about, here?

I have four styles, consisting of the various combinations of short/less short and fairly clean/kind of dirty. Also, the past few years I've been easing myself into a pretty sweet receding hairline.

It's a purely ironic use of "ironic."

That's some pretty impressive joke-missing, TCx.

I just wish I knew whose brothers those were.

I keep hearing that's a funny show. Even Amelie Gillette called it "way funnier than any show called 'Better Off Ted' has any right to be" or somesuch. Which makes a good point, because a show called "Better Off Ted" ought to be an awful generic sitcom vehicle for an awful generic standup comedian. Otherwise you're…