Gangs of teens on drugs are constantly menacing the elderly. Also, robots. (They use their medicine for fuel.)

I also like the gruesome history of Pawnee. "and so they twisted him to death." Heh. What does that even mean? Good times.

Winnipeg sounds a little like guinea pig, so that's what I imagine: a city of guinea pigs. So I call bullshit on you, cus guinea pigs can't type.

There's a bunch of NYU kids who pretend to be homeless and ask for money on the street. Or maybe they are being "homeless" for fun, or doing a sociological experiment, or whatever. But anyway, when you ignore them, they look at you at all judgementally. WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY HOMELESS, you fucking douchebags.…

Ours is Waaaaaalt.

I have also seen the beginnings of what seems like and might well be hundreds of episodes of the various incarnations of Law and Order. Also, this is about the lamest pseudo name dropping ever, but I personally know much of the crew of L&A:SVU, so you know, Will, if you and Amy want to go hang out on the set, I'm…

Pretty sure she means "Miley Cyrus," the character that Miley Cyrus, the person plays. The assumption being that the Hannah Montana movie is not a documentary.

What is wrong with you people?

Women who enjoy sex are dirty sluts.
Women who don't enjoy sex, but are willing to bone me anyway (hence, to get something) are dirty whores.
Women who won't have sex with me are frigid stuck up bitches.

Every office needs a productivity czar.

Is there anyone here who can't give at least a 90% accurate recital of the full dialogue of the "steamed hams" scene?

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the Penske file, in which George is hired because he supposedly understands things without needing every little thing explained, and so can't ask what he's supposed to be doing with his assignment, and so does nothing except attend office parties and transfer it to a handsome,…

You want to know what Hilary Duff is up to? Here:

It sounds interesting. I don't know that it sounds good.

"We usually post about first episodes before the show airs when we get a chance to see them early. The first posts are more about reviewing the show, subsequent posts are about summing up a shared experience. "

What?!?! What's going to happen when NBC realizes that Gentle Herpes doesn't care about The Office? Oh, man, are their faces going to be red!

Zing!

[insert comment about wildly unearned praise for Anna Faris]

Well la di da, if it isn't the Swahili patrol!

mbs, tell us more about your parents.