Normally I'd just ignore the interview entirely and just offer my frank assessment of the interviewee as a sex object, perhaps followed by an offer to participate in one or more sex acts, if she's interested. But I dunno, one breast larger than the other? As an anonymous internet lech who might well be masturbating in…

They didn't kill 13 because they knew nobody would care.

They don't ever use the name, but I thought it was pretty clear that Shiloh was built on the ruins of a mostly (but not completely) destroyed New York. The capital is in midtown, the royal residence is at the north end of Central Park, etc. Several of the buildings they've shown are even buildings that actually exist…

Jay Leno is wicked retarded! AMIRIGHTPEOPLE?!?!?

Sometimes when I'm having trouble with something in the kitchen, I'll turn and look at no one and pointedly say "There's GOT to be a BETTER WAY."

Come on, those were classic. Cracked out singing rodent, bouncing around the screen:
"Eating raw subs is barbaric; we are not the Huns."

Bring on the Dyson toilet, I say. Ass-gripping suction, fully pivoting base, clear pipes…

"Maybe it'll get too depressing and we, as a country, can move on from reality TV. "

I concur. I myself struggled for a term. Bachfatelor? Bachefat? Fat-batchelor? But the muse favored me not, and the inspiration for "fatchelor" was given to another. Surely such a thing could not happen twice!

Rednecks and hippies also both like Willie Nelson.

Shit, I didn't know Sesame Street was at Kaufman Astoria! That's 4 blocks from my house. I'm so happy right now.

"This show will continue to have lots of softcore sex scenes."

Yes.

For the last time, you time-travel-ignorant morons, young Ben can't possibly be dead. Only Desmond can fuck up the timeline. In all likelihood, his miraculous island-induced recovery will be how he first becomes Kind Of A Big Deal among the Others, much like Locke's recovery from paralysis got him the attention of the…

Young Ben is definitely not dead. Or if he is, then the island will resurrect him, which would fit perfectly into his backstory as a way of becoming the "chosen one" of the Others, as well as go a long way towards explaining old Ben's general outlook, and resolve the mystery of how he seemed to already know the…

Yes, exactly. The Island is going to heal (resurrect?) lil' Ben, which will signal to the Hostiles/Others that he's their chosen (by Jacob) one, just like it did for Locke. The Island heals those most in tune with it, which is why Ben getting cancer in season 3 was such a big deal.

Hey, you guys remember that episode of Full House with the Beach Boys?

"The music of this album is what really makes it work, and I'll put it in contrast to The Who's "Tommy", where there's only a handful of songs which really work on their own, and the rest are just weird for the sake of weird."

Death n Texas, "who works a 9 to 5 job anymore?" What an odd question. Most people, I'm guessing. And certainly far more than are on any given other schedule, so what else would you base TV schedules around? Who are you that you apparently don't know anyone who works something like traditional hours, or are even aware…

Yes, the VP was none other than Dick Cheney.