Plus, he's as bad at sex as she is.

Yeah, some people are simply impussable.

Well that relationship was a puss over.

Me too, mostly, although I've seen a few episodes of the show, and I must say, there's a definite hilariousness synergy with reading the recaps having seen the show/watching the show and imagining what Tyra Banks' monologues are doing to Amelie. If you've never seen it, it's worth a look, because she really isn't…

It totally is racist, though.
I bet there's not one positive depiction of a zombie in the whole game.

If Miss March's marketing firm wants to buy ads on a website that will almost certainly shit on them with the bowels of a million hipsters, why should the AV Club turn them down?

Seriously. The AV Club loads much faster, and shows on Hulu are just interrupted with 30 second stretches of blank screen instead of commercials for Miss March.

I'm actually kind of curious to watch Whipped now.

Live in a fire.

Les Miserables: the Musical

These suggestions sure are silly!

By the time I fininish writing this comment, I WILL BE A MAN.

I'm with you. I don't think he said anything that extraordinary, nor anything that you could justifiably get mad at someone for merely thinking. Maybe not *everyone* in the world, but you hardly have to be a miserable misanthrope. Or maybe you do, and the world is mostly secretly miserable misanthropes…

African Americans? Like Teresa Heinz Kerry? Oh, you mean *black* people, the self-identified group of dark-skinned people descended from slaves captured in Africa, who are condescendingly given a "[blank]-American" label despite having no foreign-born ancestors for a minimum of 150 years? INDIGNITY!

I think the Simpsons should start killing off one character every episode. They could still go several more seasons, and it might be worth watching again.

Why would you watch any movie in a coffee shop?

Point for TGWPTOOTI.

I have no idea whether that letter is realistic. As far as I know, "The Hills" is a just a nightmarish figure of Amelie's imagination. Supposedly it's popular and has been around for years now, but I've only ever heard of it on the AV Club, and it seems like the sort of thing that could have been specifically crafted…

"Too impressed with his own cleverness" is a better description than "pretentious." Thank you. Or perhaps just "cleverness as an end in itself." (Not to say that that is the whole point of his writing, just that it is present.) Perhaps the d-baggery I witness in his fans is the direct result of that vice. In other…

Well, then I guess I'm pretty stupid, then, as I stand by my flippant assessments. "Pretentious" is admittedly an oversimplification, but it's not inaccurate. And whoever else his audience might consist of, hipster douchebags of the "mid-tier English graduate student" archetype freaking *love* DFW. (Sorry if I…