::throws TomWaits for Snowman skinny jeans, girl's hoodie::

It took me a while to warm up to his style, too, but eventually I really appreciated it. I still think he was ridiculously pretentious (on purpose?), and almost without exception I can't stand people who rave about him, but hey, you could say the same thing about James Joyce. (Not to compare the two in any way but…

"obviously directed by Signs-era M. Night Shyamalan"

Citizens on patrol?

"It's not a therapy show, it's a comedy show."

+10 to Teo Macaroni

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

Do you guys not understand that that is the joke? That one might even say, perhaps, "It is not a therapy show, it's a comedy show?"

It seems like they just couldn't think of anything interesting to do with her. That and people were tired of the zero-chemistry romantic subplot with Daniel, who is now free to go back to cryptic, muttered comments and looking vaguely confused as he saves everybody.

These don't make it sound very appealing, guys.

It's actually almost entirely about the ferrets, and told from their perspective. Kind of like "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" or somesuch.

Aw, come on. We (the people of New York) gotta eat. It's not like we actually go to see this shit ourselves. It's like saying, "I hate New York! Times Square is so awful!"

Unmutual, you do realize that C is average and B- is above average by definition, right? Am I the only one who went to a real school?

Shagadelic!

It's true, Philadelphia deserves recognition. It is:

In the BATH room you can POOP.

"spam + eggs + ramen, soy and hot sauce packets from the chinese place"

For myself, I can't believe she made a joke about a heart of ashes left on her desk. That was my plan, and if I do it now she'll totally think it was just because of this article.

Wow. I was just thinking, "people with cutesy bad taste." But your stereotypes have truly achieved an awesome level of specificity.

Tewksbury, I have no idea why, but the fact that they were segregated by species elevates that story from pointless to hilarious.