My favorite is the dragon.

Holy shit this is a long, stupid thread. Arguing whether something is "punk rock" is stupid. Arguing whether a band is a "sell out" is stupid. This whole thread is so fucking stupid.

The primary function of boobs is to trick guys on the internet into thinking you're intelligent, funny, and/or a good actress.

The minimum requirements to be considered a planet > Pluto

Inasmuch as you are "Mrs." Izzard, shouldn't it be "alumna?"

Apparently can't post new comments today, so I'll just be responding to other comments with nonsequitors.

getting to do crazy shit
and still have people forced to take you seriously. That's really the only part about being ultrawealthy that I envy.

Wait, what? Heroine…. alchohol…. pot… kettle…… mixed simile overload imminent…….

Title suggestion: "You, the audience, are better than city people."

Title suggestion: "You, the audience, are better than city people."

I'm like an alcoholic, but I can quit any time I want.

What's an Amish tutorial?

Ok, but what kind of inhuman monster would want to prevent The Jerk from getting made? That's like the opposite of killing Hitler. Instead, go back in time, and show Pink Panther 2 to young Steve Martin, as a cautionary tale.

"honey"
As far as I could tell, the point of the "honey" stuff was to show that guys who are condescending to women are actually heroes. Unlike guys who are against torture, who are hypocritical, traitorous nancy-men.

Book 6: Vampires, maybe?

Damn those rich kids! That's like, not punk rock at all, man.

I doubt your claims.

I can only assume this will be a kitschy parody in the vein of Starsky and Hutch, which could either be hilarious or godawful depending on the casting. Here's hoping for Will Arnett as Face!

I am currently writing this from an office within the vast bureaucracy that is the government of the City of New York, and I don't even technically work for them. If you really want to waste time, don't be a government employee, be a consultant.

But why am I so into amputees?