…OH MY GOD, now I can't unsee this. What have you done.

Dwa-ha, I knew it! And I bet that was almond-flavored coffee-cream creamer, too!

(Ah, balls, I didn't hit refresh, I guess. Well, good; I couldn't have handled having that much power.)

Many of us disillusioned with the show have been joking for a while now that they'd do an incredibly tacky shooting episode just to facilitate the use of that song. Glee: the show where your sarcastic jokes may actually become plot points.

Wow, Lounds has got to be pretty morally bankrupt—if I saw a horrifically desiccated mushroom-corpse moaning and grabbing at someone, I'd basically be crying and peeing my pants or something. That and her under-reaction to the cop getting shot in the head says something very dark about her indeed. (Or she's not a very…

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I don't watch this show anymore, and normally I don't believe in complaining about shows you don't watch, but seriously?? There's actually a story on my local (NYC) news about this episode because people found it so tasteless. And a punny title. I cannot.

"He's sleeping with the zucchini." "She said it four times; you are very slow today."

Slight correction: the actor goes on to be THE ONLY unironically good part of Twilight. Those movies are brain-sporkingly awful, of course, but his performance as Charlie is actually really genuinely sweet and funny. Though the wonderful podcast How Did This Get Made? kept referring to him as Not Quite Tom Skeritt in…

Yeah, true. And of course dudes can be ridiculous sensitive about height, and she's a tall lady.

It's a perfectenschlag name!

YES!! You're probably being sarcastic BUT YES nonetheless. So random the way he just vanished.

It took me like ten years to realize this, BUT: Rune is basically a Schrute. Am I right??

Luke Being Passive-Aggressively Mean To Lily is my new favorite thing in the entire world. I'd watch a show of just that.

Well, there's Kick-Ass, in which he was…a generic badass not-so-Englishman. You're right about the typecasting. But he was probably my favorite part of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy—definitely badass, but with a really heartbreaking vulnerability that I just loved.

I'm super-late, but: oh my god, can we have an entire show of just Shaw and Root being incredibly disturbing and decidedly Sapphic? Yes? Please? Thanks.

"Please, no gang symbols. …I'm kidding, throw it up."

So, wow, Neville was basically S2!Ben Linus for this episode, am I right? All tied up in a dungeon-like room and still being awesome and manipulating the shit out of people. *dreamy sigh* I love it. And like Ben, they really should have killed Neville in this episode, or soon, or way before this—except, like with…

Yeeeah, I was grimacing and waiting for that axe to fall throughout the entire "you have to take care of Charlie now" Rachel/Miles scene. Especially since Ben is such a non-character and Miles' relationship with Charlie has been developed so much…I think we're goin' there.

He is truly, truly the best part. I was grinning like an idiot during the whole Lionel Ritchie scene (which, hello, was totally the opening scene of Iron Man, amirite? I see what you did there, Favreau).

I saw this on Saturday and Danny Boyle did a Q&A afterwards, and the main thing I need to share is that Michael Fassbender originally wanted Rosario Dawson's role—except "maybe in a dress," not changed to a male character. Those of you who have seen the deleted scenes from X-Men: First Class will understand why I was…