I am really, really, really enjoying her gradual metamorphosis into Amy Elliot Dunne. I thought that when she expertly shaded Kanye in her Album of the Year 2016 speech and I think that now.

I still say "don't look at me, I just know stuff" all the time.

You forgot the best part: at one point he claims to be a "Detective Milgram." And NONE OF THEM FIGURE IT OUT for like another 30 minutes.

That episode reran on USA (blessed USA!) the same day that I (foolishly) went to see The Circle. It made that movie and its creepy surveillance themes all the more unintentionally hilarious.

a man who’s inadvertently causing fetal abortions with a mixture of lube and medication
*pedantic nerd voice…so, just my voice* WELL, ACTUALLY, it was very much advertently; he was a date-rapist who impregnated one of his victims and was trying to get rid of the 'evidence' with an abortifacient that he claimed was a…

I kinda read the scene with the insurance lady a little differently — I thought it started out genuine (as a person who cries easily, I know just what it looks like when you get horrifying news and try to cover it up like "uh…well, that's not great! Ha ha…uh…" as you're trying to pretend you can't feel the tears…

Darby Camp, continuing her excellent acting resume from Big Little Lies. She’s gotta be 8 going on 18.
Oh, THAT'S where I know her from, woman! I have, like, kid-only face blindness. I cannot tell them apart. If that movie Changeling happened to me I'd be like "…eh, all right, whatever."

Oh Lord, disagree on that one. TV kids are the worst; I'm with Posh Spice on this one: "Thank God for boarding school, I only see mine once a month."

Minnick is truly, truly the worst, for all of the reasons outlined. First of all, be less desperate, and also why was there not a bigger reaction to her talking about Stephanie's private medical stuff in front of everyone?! Alex had a "wait, wtf?" face for a second, but then nothing else happened. I go back and forth…

Yes, she was. I had the exact same experience wondering where I knew her from.

I was actually one of the handful of people who saw this in the theatre! (Mostly because Daredevil S2 premiered that weekend and I thought I needed to break up my obsessive bingeing by leaving the house and…going to the movies.) A lot of the jokes don't work, but the ones that do absolutely killed me, and overall I…

I did not understand The Assassin and yet I really liked it anyway. I cannot defend that at all, but here we are. And I'll defend Watchmen forever.

I feel like we need a Spoiler Space for this one, because it was truly, deeply bonkers. Less favorable reviews have called it predictable, and it's true that there are familiar aspects and echoes of lots of other movies (like Shutter Island, as mentioned…and The Wicker Man, and Britannia Hospital, and Cronenberg, and…

(The film also vaguely, casually swipes from the Final Destination series and—almost surely by accident, given how long it’s been sitting on the shelf—Don’t Breathe.)
And don't forget It Follows. I know the 'make a copy and pass it on' thing was part of the first film, but the way it plays out in this one is…

It's barely relevant. It truly doesn't deserve a spoiler space; it's just there to let you know Samara ain't fucking around and will bring down an entire plane to get her Video Vic if need be.

…were we seriously supposed to hate Kristen's mom for wanting to keep a baby away from an unstable murderer [presumably]?? Because I definitely didn't. Murder is not a "mistake," and you'd think Arizona would know that, having lived through shootings and whatnot. I mean, maybe I just hate all bratty TV teens, but this…

That was so forced, good Lord. I hate it when ensemble shows just plug in random characters to the different opinions they want to depict on a given subject without regard for what those characters would actually do/think. Since when is she dumb enough to not understand how prisons work?? And remember when she treated…

I count thirteen!

It might be the soundtrack of the year.

I was not fond of the high frame rate at all. It doesn't look hyper-real, it looks like a video game, and it somehow made it harder, rather than easier, to take the whole thing 'seriously.' (As did Fake Destiny's Child. I don't even know where to begin with that.)