The internet will be down all day
you know, for maintenance. Also, your cell phones.

That always sounds dirty to me, which just makes it that much more enjoyable. I shall strive to use that word as frequently and inappropriately as possible this weekend.

So…
This will be like his segments on Real Time stretched to a half hour or more? I suppose I could live with that. I've been a fan of his for too long not to at least give it a chance.

Andy/Nancy
I think I'm the only one who didn't feel like Andy calling Nancy on her shit wasn't that great of a moment, and I kinda doubt that it's anything like a turning point. I'm too lazy to look back for a specific example, but hasn't Nancy had like half a dozen "Oh shit, I fucked over everyone I care about"…

I'm gonna guess it's JR who gets shot, but by whom?

Of course she will. She just got called on her shit, and had her trademark "oh god, I've been a bad person" realization, AGAIN, so now she has to turn around and completely fuck everyone over by being selfish and completely unlikable again. Maybe she'll cut the brakes on Pilar's car, killeing Pilar and Esteban while…

Fyodor, easily the best X-mas ep ever. I still sing that song every year.

You're Pretty lazy
Did anyone else think it was just lazy writing to have the You're pretty lady turn out to be a lesbian? I mean it was such a lazy, stereotyped thing to do. Other than that, I really liked this ep, but I still wish they'd jsut find something worthwhile to do with Celia or let her move on to better…

I wish I'd have had him and his cronies around when I interviewed at that call center a few years ago. Their benefits were really good at the time, as I recall

Standup
The standup bits were great. It sounds like Black's set would've been equally lame. "American cheese" made me laugh. Also, the last lines of one man show shows bit seemed like it could have come right off The State, which is always a good thing.

don't worry, the cake is a lie anyway

Crumbling like a gordita being mashed up? God I hope this show can get picked up for more eps, it is continuously the highlight of my TV week.

While the line made me laugh, something tells me the Myspace page line could actually be used as a recommendation for the crowd this movie is probably aimed at.

yeah, I'm still holding out some hope for Giamatti alone. He can readeem a lot of sub-par material.

My name is Judge
Holy crap this looks insane. I was already looking forward to the insanity, then you throw in Buscemi too? This is soo going on the Netflix for this weekend.

PSAs
"I have a penis". I can't quite remember the other one now. I think something about scabs? Either way, those were great. Also, because of The State's recent relase, I kept thinking of the hormones skit during them.

"And how much weight will you be gaining?" I was crying, but then so was everyone in Sweat Pants, what with all the despair.

If you live in the MInneapolis/St. Paul area, odds are pretty good you either are and extra in this or know at least half a dozen people who are. Sadly, I fall into that latter category.

Penguin, as another former Catholic schooler-turned-athiest, I think you summed that up pretty well. I remember having a pretty strong reaction to this movie when I first saw it, but I can barely remember much of the details now. The more (in)famous scenes, of course, but nothing really substantial stuck with me for…

The big thing with TP was that it was pretty much the only really good launch game (if I recall correctly). I remember getting that and Red Steel and spending about 2 hours with Red Steel before switching over to Zelda for my solo gaming and Wii Sports for parties. Honestly, TP felt more revolutionary because at…