Maybe someday they will make a movie based on this concept.  Is Brandon Frasier still available, or is there something with animatronic dinosaurs and cartoon chipmunks he is attached to already?

Sentient Autonomous Penis is the name of my post-cock-rock, ska-fusion, nau-metal band!!

Which version had Ja Rule?  I remember that "I'm Real" came out and bombed, and then one day was somehow replaced with a 'remix' that was a completely different song.

Which version had Ja Rule?  I remember that "I'm Real" came out and bombed, and then one day was somehow replaced with a 'remix' that was a completely different song.

The most important factor in whether one is able to become a DJ is the presence or absence of the letters "DJ" in front of one's name.

The most important factor in whether one is able to become a DJ is the presence or absence of the letters "DJ" in front of one's name.

And can you go, like, half Coke, half Diet Coke?  My friend is on a diet.

Throw in 'mentally challenged child/woman' and you have described her to a 'T'.

Your comeuppance is aeminent!

You mean, like one of those lipstick lesbian pornos where everyone is just screaming and flailing around for the sake of the cameras, but noone is really into it?

Is that her?  I'd heard she has a great set of guns, but that is just ridiculous!

Yes, I love the awkwardly worded comments from people making money off of her.  The laud her "professionalism" and her unwillingness to waste time in the studio.  Few people are willing to go beyond this in the way Keri Hilson has:

I guess it is just a matter of definition. She has the mind of a child and always will.  She won't ever get "better", she seems incapable of learning.  She clearly is mentally lazy and content to live a shallow, sparkly life of Taco Bell and Starbucks.

Throughout her career, it has amazed me to see the lengths people will go to in order to describe her behavior in any other term than simple, bone-chilling stupidity.

D+?  Really?  That's disappointing.  I was really looking forward to this movie, but with the bad reviews it is getting, I may have to reconsider whether it is worth seeing in the theater rather than waiting until it comes out on Blue-Ray.  Although I'd have to work extra hard to avoid coming across any spoilers.

Well, that plus the last time I texted her to try and set up a booty call, her BF read it and beat the shit out of her over it.

Remember when everyone had to hedge their bets like this?  "She's either an industry puppet with no idea what is going on around her and a Forrest Gump IQ, or some kind of genius who is playing us all."

The The is twice the The that the plumber ever was!

Hermaphrodites…

For Sale:  WWII-era French Rifle