Hardcore Punk is just Metal pretending to be Punk. There oughta be a law.

Do either of you, by any chance, have any cheese?

Dammit, JJ, quit it!

"Hilarious penis" seems redundant. 

I kinda wish she was a bombing suspect. It'd add substance and depth to her character. 

I figured I'd have to explain it to you.

"I had an idea last night when I was looking at the back of your daughter's head…"

Go away, Daniel Tosh.

I'll not only dare that, I'll dare to put them in the same category as… THE CRITIC!

…I probably would never have noticed.

…and yet Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, and the Simpsons trudge on.

If you don't like Willow, you hate America.

What's wrong with Willow?

TL:DR 

7th? Wouldn't it only be the 5th? The Fast and the Furious, Fast and Furious, Fast Five, and the two in production, right?

I prefer "churning the butter".

Now *that* was a needlessly snotty comment.

I don't think its female masturbation is ever called "jerking off".

Teddy Boys —> Mods —> Punks —> Emos —> Justin Bieber

I have to draw the line at Dalek prostitution.