I'm tired of Matt Smith.

…so far.

1989-Present. No offense to Frank Ocean — he's an exception.

No, nothing is more fake than R&B.

It was used in Transformers:The Movie back in 1986. Youtube it.

Someone needs to splice Marky Mark into the "Optimus Prime Kicks Everyone's Ass" sequence of TF:TM. 

Jesus, this guy's trying hard for punk cred, isn't he? Why not just do an interview about how suburban the Osmonds were, while you're at it? I love punk, its offshoots, and predecessors, but, kid, if you're making "drinking the Kool Aid" references, you might want to take a look at the cup Johnny Rotten served us all…

Thanks for sharing.

…or she could just send her brother to a Ren Faire — it's take more virginities than the US Marine Corps.

And when I stop running into people who tell me they only got a particular tattoo because they were intoxicated, I'll believe you.

The difference here being that Hillary Swank did not actually die in Million Dollar Baby.

It could be the first snuff film to win an Oscar!

The original movie is set 7 years after punk died. That's part of the point.

All tattoos are terrible.

Why can't they just get all the 90s drug movie reboots done in one fell swoop? It could be like one of those all-star cast 70s films(Cannonball Run, etc).

Its closely related to Seth Green hate.

Disaffected youth #1: Here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.

Do you just not consider the Black Album and everything after it to be Metallica albums?

The overpowering stench of coke, battery acid, and STDs coming out of Motley Crue's urethras probably covered that up.

Even worse than the Whiskey A-Go-Go?