You're all completely wrong about everything but The Last Unicorn. :)

Arawo?

Who else would I be talking about?

Weird Al isn't one of humankind's most humorless people!

Just like Kurt Cobain and Axl Rose did!

Its gotta be the hair.

You're a hideous freak and you should feel ashamed of it.

Do they still have Queer Eye for the Bi-curious Guy?

Oh, I get it — this is Morrissey's version of 'roid rage!

I'm sure there must be a few grateful cows.

Behold, 1980s hipsters — your messiah!

Doncha know you gotta shock the monkeys?

Y Kant Edy Reed?

If there were any more snark in this post, we'd all be making Power Pack jokes. (okay, maybe just me)

Gabriel, you clearly didn't read the Legacy of the Force books, because if you had, you might have noticed the main characters worrying non-stop about whether Jacen had fallen to the darkside. What did you want them to do? At the first hint of something non-kosher, just show up at the guy's house with lightsabers…

Mara Jade?

Yes. Wolverine would never have found Jesus in the comics.

The first 25 issues of New Warriors were almost perfect.

I always thought Adam X was supposed to be satirical.

I'm not even an anti-hipster — I'm just someone who's still pissed off at the Flash fans who used to mock me when I went in to pick up my copy of Excalibur. Back in 1991. Also Peter Bagge once stole my girlfriend.