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Best Yet "Emmys Are Bullshit" Anecdote:

Panama?

He wouldn't care. He's begrudgingly acknowledged that Andrew Wakefield was a fraud. It changed nothing in his diseased brain.
Facts couldn't matter less here.

C'mon, he's a great man…junior.

My favorite part was when he tried for cred by mentioning that RFK Jr shares his derangement. He actually namedropped arguably the only person taken less seriously than Jenny McCarthy.

Scalia warned us!!

Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

He isn't learning shit. Now or ever.

I think it's more likely that people who are forced to work with him become inured to his bullshit and realize he's a hopeless moron.
Whenever it came up in interviews with other Firefly actors they'd just brush it aside with bemusement as if it were a hyper child's outburst.

No, they'd just be a third-party troll. No true ScoGater would say anything misogynist!

It may not be technically proven, but the odds that all the people who said so were lying for some inconceivable reason are so remote that it's pretty much certain that it really was funny.

When the wind just blew in from the Northeast I could swear I heard a faint, drunken shout of, "No, topiary animals are scarier goddamnit!"
Weird.

That "hate hate hate hate" refrain always reminds me of the Player Haters Ball.

Not surprised in the least. I can't imagine what in the fuck the producers were thinking by opening the season with 3 boring episodes of almost zero plot development when they knew the show was already on the bubble.
They all but dared NBC to ax it.

"What do you want me to say? I had no idea at the time that I was selling the rights to my life's work to a pair of misogynist dipshits. I've already had to talk them out of having Olenna raped. Just leave me alone and stop making me think about this fucking nightmare."

That's only for emergencies. Like if it snows too much in the North during late Fall…

Did not expect this at all. I was certain he'd die 3 hours after Ric Flair did just to steal heat from him one last time.

It's working for me…

Peter? I dreamed I was old…

REVERSE RACIZM!!