What I'm choosing to take from this is the delightful fact that Jerry Seinfeld now has a 14 year-old daughter. How many times per hour do you think he's texting her warnings about avoiding horse-faced comedians in their 40s?

The burning itself isn't the problem. The books have foreshadowed it enough that people have been predicting it for a while. But while GRRM isn't perfect I believe that when it happens it'll feel like an inevitable tragic development like the Red Wedding and you-know-who's upcoming shanking and not a fucking plot…

The very first time we saw Stannis and Melisandre they were burning effigies of The Seven, not real people.

Fuck no. The first season was terrific but each subsequent one has been worse.

My humblest apologies to Peter Jackson for the sometimes-harsh criticisms I made of the questionable decisions in his beloved-fantasy-series adaptation.
I only now realize how good we had it.

The Red Wedding made sense.

Or he could've meant "I better get a bonus for all the legitimate, but still pain-in-the-ass work I'm doing for my boss" a sentiment that is present in virtually every workplace in America.
You can reasonably make either conclusion from the report, which is just one reason why it's garbage.

Despite the fact that the very report that's the entire basis for suspending Brady exonerated the Patriots of any wrongdoing the organization still got a record fine and lost a first round draft pick.

Well, everyone knows that Hitler died in his bunker in Berlin. What this book presupposes is…maybe he didn't.

Whining about whining is still whining.

What a fucking baby.

Jackets would be nice. But I'd prefer it be something they can't take off…

They're handsome, they're brave, they're strong!!

Worst jukebox selection ever - 20 different versions of The Rains of Castamere with The Bear and the Maiden Fair thrown in for "variety".

So you're saying that it's not too late to get in on the ground floor?

I'm more nostalgic for when we used to feed these freaks to lions.

I only agree on Yoren and Jorah. I'd add Bronn, Shae, Oberyn, Margaery, Ygritte, Talisa/Jeyne, Varys, Pod, Sallador Saan, Tormund and Joffrey as being improved.

I guess I'm the only one who liked his introduction and am hoping he takes the throne at least briefly - somehow without Tommen dying, though I fear that's inevitable.
Having all the war and horror in Westeros only serve to smooth the way for the ascension of someone no one knew about is delightfully cynical and…

Cutting through the tldr it seems you've only found 3 people associated with the franchise using the "Patriots Way" term, 2 who'd been retired for years and no longer worked for the organization when they'd used it and the 3rd a literal psychopath who'd almost certainly already murdered 2 people on the streets of…

Nobody is even the slightest bit impressed that you were the waterboy for some scumbag who turned a college football team into a goddamn penal colony.