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Bret Hart is Ted Williams. Popularized a more cerebral approach to his craft, hampered by incompetent management, considered a sour prick - not wholly without reason - by fans but beloved by his peers.

I'm impressed he can find the time to host his show every day when he's always having to return some videotapes.

Unless Paul Pierce joins the John Birch Society we'll always have the 2008 Celtics as completely untainted by rightwing nutjobbery.

Your tears are exquisite. The guy in Sideways would speak orgasmically about their taste for hours.

"And who are you…"
The commish said,
"…That I must bow so low?"

Despite the internet lending itself to idiocy this is easily the stupidest thing I've ever read about sports. I don't think even Steve Grogan's family would think he's anywhere near as good as Brady, let alone better.

Quite vividly. It was awful, I had to wait 7 more years to see NE win a 4th Super Bowl. The inconvenience of that still haunts me.
Looking back I don't know how I endured. :(

Go division rival playing in the Super Bowl! Please rub it in my face how many Super Bowls every other NFC East franchise except mine has won!*

Eddie Murphy is the one who saved SNL. I guess Ebersol gets credit for not firing him along with most of the cast but considering how little he did right the rest of the time he was executive producer - and how incompetent he was running NBC Sports - that was probably dumb luck.

I could never get into it because I couldn't figure out whether or not fair catches were allowed. I feel like they should've made that clearer…

I read it as disparaging the way Oscar voters lose their shit over physical transformations and showy acting in general. De Niro was clearly deserving but it's fair to wonder if he'd have won without the weight gain.

So it'll have 1 more storyline than the first season and 2 more than the movie.

You're preaching to the choir. I agree, it doesn't actually matter that the air pressure in the footballs when they were measured at halftime was exactly what it would be expected to be based on the temperature outside it just matters how you interpret text messages that don't actually mention deflating footballs in

Text messages > the laws of physics

His teams' 4th quarter drives often feel that long.

I don't think you understand what a mask is.

So in other words they were a dipshit loser franchise for 40 years until they beat the then more decorated and respected Raiders at home in the Divisional Round thanks to a controversial play that Oakland would go on to menstruate about for years and then used that as a springboard to win 4 titles with #12 at QB?

But Arrowhead's such a tough place for the road team…