Really? When they publish the comics over here it's "kicks bottoms and eats seeds". We're not big into rhyme.

And Justice and Firestar are mutants, which is a kettle of fish they might not want to deal with.

If I watch this show, am I going to start pronouncing it "squirl girl" in my head? Because that's not a life I want to lead.

The fact that Mr Immortal is part of the line-up too makes me think they're going for a New Warriors/GLA mash-up of sorts. A lighter, more low-key approach like that is probably for the best, rather than trying to include Namorita, Nova etc.

Slight tangent, but man, Grandpa Joe was a real asshole.

I mean, maybe I'm misjudging media trends of whatever, but I feel like Beck is a lot less prominent and influential now that he's off in his little internet corner, and I have to imagine the same will be true for O'Reilly.

He had planned for a day trip to the William Henry Harrison Museum, but that was pretty much wrapped up by 9:30.

No, he's just morally conflicted about the whole endeavour.

Not pictured: half the Patriots roster having a game of touch football with Rosie O'Donnell

Nobody can deny that there were more Super Bowl trophies in Trump's picture, but the lamestream media isn't interested in that.

I feel like you're moving in the wrong direction with your sources.

When he campaigned to be in charge of the situation despite seeming to have a sub-Team America: World Police grasp on it? Yeah, I reckon so.

The AV Club

"Do you find something comical about my being fired for being a disgusting sexual monster? Why, everyone needs sexual satisfaction, even the disgusting and monstrous."

If not, then I've been sacrificing these goats for nothing!

The Real Househusbands of Unemployment.

If I'm finally going to start getting paid to do so, then this is a really great day for me. It's all going to turn around now.

Is that a polite way of saying "miserable old fucks are dying out'?

I feel like he'd just be combative as hell, which would probably turn a lot of molehills into mountains. So, a pretty likely Trump administration move.

Sweet. I can't help but feel that I'm going to get a highly paid show on a cable network out of this. Time to work on my hateful bile production!