You ever see him skiing? Why, it feels like he's wearing nothing at all…nothing at all…nothing at all…

So in our darkest hour, we must turn to Shepard Smith?

Anyone else get the impression that that shitty King Arthur movie will make Hollywood belatedly realise that Ritchie's sub-Snyder work on the Holmes films wasn't actually the reason for their success? Unless they get Robert Downey Jr. to play Jasmine in this one, I don't see it working out.

Don't let the door hit you on that sweet ass on the way out!

The fact that you call it 'pop' tells me that you're not ready.

Is she an alcoholic? Hey, don't worry about it!

"We figured you'd have at least offered us a shot at Quasar or something by now." - Duplass Bros.

I know that a lot of his stuff might read as a bit old fashioned by modern standards, but thank god for Chris Claremont. The comics industry still hasn't caught up to his level on X-Men in the freakin' 1980s. Gender parity, calling out sexism from his bosses, and awesome as hell stories? Yes goddamn please.

"What am I even doing here?" - Joe Johnston

'"Ike Perlmutter"+Fuck' didn't lead me down the path of fun I was expecting. Boo to you!

With a cameo from Chris Claremont, handing Larson a folding chair from outside the ring?

What, you're saying the guy behind Swingers, Elf, and Zathura: A Space Adventure isn't a natural choice for a superhero movie?

GearSluts was already taken by some pervert cyclists cyclists.

Strolls? Suuuure.

Jokes on you, Choo-Choo was clearly trying to write "extremely prone to tacos".

What's the etc. referring to there, do you think? Are we meant to be thinking about the animals as well as the children? The elderly? The chronically sensitive?

I just don't know why Raffi wants me to think about kids while I'm watching pornography. Sick fucker.

We used to pass around prints of that painting when I was at school. I heard that the lady died after it was painted!

DUN DUN. DAH DAH DUN DUN. DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAshoot me.

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