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"Why do you dress up as a bat, Bruce?"

There must have been a network TV show about a cop teaming up with a forensic librarian (or some other such nonsense title) to solve crimes by now, right?

This is now my new favourite conspiracy theory fact.

I think it was grinding out two massive tentpole blockbusters more or less back to back that did him in, not the superhero part of it.

She's probably too old of the part (though, given the DC movies timeline, who the hell knows?) but Emily Blunt. All day.

Hey, if you can find a race, gender, or creed that doesn't have people with that capability, you let me know. I'll buy an island and start a country.

Eh, usernames aside, if someone's writing up a list of pop cultural figures who seem to get a pass for their grossly immoral misdeeds, I'd say he'd make it in first couple of ballots.

Let's go ahead and throw David Bowie onto the list too, that's the one people seem to really struggle with.

And what, Vixen on CW Seed didn't count?

I don't think there's much demand for a show about British teenagers getting drunk in a park.

I was kidding. The other day Trump mentioned that Lincoln was a Republican, as if it was surprising news to anyone but him.

Well hold on there, did you know Lincoln was a Republican? Not a lot of people know that, but it's true. And Lincoln wasn't so terrible, right?

If you go to the right spot in the woods behind the Hall of Fame and wait, you'll see a Sasquatch!

So that flash game where you slap Britney Spears with a fish, that should be what, a year four or five pick?

But I mean, it's not a timeline of the evolution of the art form. Doing something that everyone else does but just way, way better would get you into most Hall of Fames.

I'm just waiting to see the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction of alt-right fascism. It's the new punk rock, I hear.

My first weeks of university was nothing but MGMT's Kids. Given the choice between that and Ice Ice Baby, I'm kind of glad to be part of my doomed generation of spoiled shits.

Not just an updated version of the red-and-gold version, the Iron Man armour in the first movie was based directly off the suit designed by Adi Granov when he was drawing the comic. I believe he was even hired to oversee the recreation of his outfit for the movie.

As plenty of charming folks pointed out, the Legs-It article (though I imagine not the headline) was written by a woman (Sarah Vine, who is awful). This, of course, meant that the article couldn't be sexist, because reasons.