Though the dietary advice gets a little condescending.

OK, well there are currently four newswires dealing with Trump on the front page, a Great Job, Internet!, and he's the focus of What's On Tonight. This isn't an exceptional amount of Trump coverage for the last few months, and I imagine we'll see similar amounts of articles in the future, which we can't say for the…

Yeah, I mean that was kind of my worry. I thought it was at least possible that the advertising was pulling something of a bait and switch, and after an hour of character work we'd be treated to Wolverine and X-23 fighting a 15ft tall robot cowboy, or something.

"And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to La La Land, Moonlight Meryl Streep!

ANAL :-D

Right? I thought the appeal of one of our fellow dirty plebs being made briefly famous was that we know they're like us, foibles and past mistakes included.

You know how when people say "Why are we worried about [small social issue] when there's [larger issue] going on?", and the response is "We can worry about two things at once"?

Because the humiliation of someone coming on stage to look at the card, while the audience of millions at home and hundreds in the room stared in silent confusion, and say "No, you stupid old man, this card is right", would be pretty rough.

Has anyone asked why Stone thought it was appropriate for her to win Best Actress? That seems to be the root cause of the snafu.

The reporter didn't notice, but Dunaway was using a corkscrew to gesture to the bleeding face of Beatty across the room. Nobody makes a fool out of Faye and gets to keep their good looks.

I was expecting a good movie with a poor third act. Granted, I'm not reading any reviews until I see the flick, but I'm guessing Dowd doesn't give an A- to a movie with a shitty third act.

Jesus, Sam, duelling is for gentlemen. Show some class.

Because Jackson knows that the real reason the Lord of the Rings movies did so well was because people like seeing wee little English fellows next to big stern chaps. That's also why the Hobbit films failed, the stern chaps were all Hobbit sized.

Kong don't surf.

Just you wait until you see the Brazilian jiu-jitsu scene.

OK, we haven't all seen the movie, so what kind of gun did she use?

I'm a horny man who has women treat me like less than a person, so I'm like, ultra-progressive. And ultra-horny, I guess.

I'm sure there's a point in the movie where we could assume the character died, and his happy ending is all a fantasy as he bleeds out, or whatever. If anyone wants to head back to the 00s and give it a watch, they could make themselves a nice little fan theory.

I don't know, do you really want to hitch yourself to that wagon? Let's wait until we know a bit more about his potentially murderous and Germanic past before we give him the all clear.

And making the baloney and ketchup sandwiches that Donald eats for lunch every. Single. Day.