Even though those two just seemed to share such a common understanding of the world, like they were the only ones in on the joke, I don't see it transitioning to a romance. Not to mention it would have gone beyond silly to have all six of the friends end up together. Ross and Rachel should have been the almost…

I actually liked the earlier episode when she's drunk and Joey gives her his "How you doin'" line, and Rachel replies "I'm fine baby, how YOU doin'?" Joey just gives her a flirty smile then turns and emphatically tells Ross to not let her drink any more.

That's such a relatable situation - ex-girlfriend goes on to some guy the ex-boyfriend thinks he has no shot at competing with (what would YOU do if prime Tom Selleck took your place?). Them winding up together not only felt right, it felt earned and in Chandler's case, hard-fought.

He'd have made perfect sense as rebound material, especially after she finds out how he's felt for so long. "Yes, this is the type of guy I should REALLY be with!"

Surely that's Hennessy in his water bottle.

Suge doesn't know me, so…not guilty on all charges? Hard to argue with that logic.

Has he been seeing Sammy Sosa's dermatologist?

My wife worked in advertising for a number of years, which was populated mostly with women who victimized one another. It was a nasty environment.

One of my former colleagues owned a small restaurant for a while. He said he started with the intent of not hiring anyone with a criminal record. Then no one with a felony record. Then no one with a violent felony record. Fortunately he sold the place before having to fall back to people actively committing crimes.

My engineering education started with the old "look to your left and to your right. Only one of you will still be here in four years." That's a great plan, drive 2/3 of your students out into other disciplines.

Gaah. I spent the first two years of college studying EE and hated every second. I'm only friendly and happy since I switched out.

OK, but that's going to delay filming by a week.

Damn son, that's cold. Funny, but still cold.

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(hacks Gel's app, steals everything)

Maybe they love him so much they can't wait until next year?

John Podesta's been head of IT at HBO since the election.

Australian dogs might. Plus you have to worry about the baby being eaten.

…and finished off by a huntsman spider / coconut crab team.

Sounds like a Deep Blue Sea sequel.