(shrugs, eats sandwich anyway)

Holds up.

She's going to wind up with a crazy plastic surgery face at some point, for sure.

She was early to the social media and reality television parties, basically carpet bombing the world with pics of herself. Previous iterations could only dream of that kind of exposure.

Yeah, I guess compared to all-the-time motivators for things like property crimes (need money) or drug offenses (feeding an addiction) I can see why sex offenses would have a lower rate of recurrence.

Yeah, but now you've got the first date behind you. The logistical gymnastics get easier from here.

This guy needs to accept that, fair or not, a lot of people find cross-dressing odd, and don't necessarily want to start a relationship with someone who does it. As Dan points out, that's not ALL women.

It's not just that he wants to watch video of unsuspecting naked women, it's that he wants his girlfriend to procure them for him! She gets caught doing that in a dressing room or something (I'm still trying to figure out the logistics here), she's the one going to jail and defending a lawsuit. The only response to…

Use your left.

As is correctly noted, there are a LOT of things that can get someone on a registry that don't involve the big, ugly, legally unscratchable itches like pedophilia and rape (where there probably is a high rate of recidivism). I expect people who wind up on lists for lesser offenses take steps to not repeat that…

The world's full of people who either don't want someone else until they're unavailable, or idealize past relationships that didn't work for a reason. Definitely a two strikes rule type of situation.

The intro scene with Jane Lynch alone makes the full film worth watching.

It's usually people who otherwise don't have the chance to treat others poorly. You're not likely to see someone who is used to having money, for instance, going off on a waiter for sport.

It mostly just puts me to sleep.

Actually training for triathlons is my favorite regimen once I get into it. It mixes things up, and you burn tons of calories on the bike without the impact of running or boredom of swimming.

Eh, I'm a straight guy who sure wouldn't want to suck a dick, and it doesn't even have ongoing secretions and a distinct smell.

I'd have guessed Jay Cutler.

I've known a few people who have used them to manage back pain, but you have to know going into it that you're going to be seeing that chiropractor once a month…forever.

Backpage is basically a massive online brothel that took off when Craig's List shut down its adult services listing (wow, that's a lot of masseuses!). In any big town there are hundreds of listings every day. I expect a lot are fakes (never tried it out myself) but even so it's a hell of a lot more than you'd think.

That's the craziest development to me since graduating 20+ years ago; these third-party private dorms with laundry service and all kinds of other shit. My parents would have looked at me like I was fucking nuts if I'd suggested something like that.