Don't I know it. I threw on Airplane! having completely forgotten about the bouncing boobs.

Sailfish or marlin would both be possibilities. But no one in their right mind brings a shark into the boat.

There's nothing more painful to watch than bad MMA. I was in a bar that was running a full slate and the down-ticket fights looked like a couple of kids slap fighting.

Man, I love that part of Florida. As a kid (through high school, actually) my family vacationed on Anna Maria Island every summer and got to know that stretch pretty well. I can imagine the locals want to maintain its relatively low profile. The Sand Bar is probably my favorite beachfront restaurant ever. Learned…

Best I can tell maybe one of them actually lives in Atlanta proper. You're not going to find too many actual Buckhead socialites willing to make such fools of themselves.

Just a harmless dolphin.

I'm thinking of investing in Trucknuts. There are a LOT of cretins out there.

I'm going "yes" on the that dumb question.

At this point MTV could just close up shop and I seriously doubt anyone would notice.

Fuck yes you kill copperheads, especially if they're around your house. That's one animal you don't fuck with.

"OK Mr. Tennant…the trade-in value on a six week-old Neon is negative $3,000. No personal checks."

Fake news!

There are a lot of movies I've seen to TV far too many times since my last viewing of the uncensored version. This has led to numerous poor "hey, this is something we can watch as a family" decisions.

I don't understand why Role Models doesn't get more love. I laugh myself silly every time I come across it.

I tried to watch that, but it turned out to be some guy in a wheelchair falling off a cliff.

Meatballs came out when I was like 8 so I'm squarely in the demo for Wet Hot.

#3 on my list, after Raising Arizona and Trading Places. But it's a tight race.

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!

His Wild at Heart character was about the most hideous thing I've seen on film. Especially since he seemed to turn Dern on.

High-ranking military figures seem to be the only people he actually respects, so the Clown could be right. Not to mention Kelly could just start picking people out for those posts himself and telling Trump later when it's time for the actual official appointment.