I honestly expected Kelsey Grammer to show up in this.

YES! Two and a Half Men!
Actually, are those TCM collections all on one disc for that price, or is it $27.98 apiece? Because if it's the former, holy shit awesome, especially the Murder Mysteries.

"Here's to Life" by Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, even though y'all put them on the worst band names list a couple years back, is just a flat-out good song, not overbearingly anti-suicide, though the title kinda gives it away.

Agreed. Merely being prevalently used does not a cliche make. It's when something is used as lazy shorthand for a broader concept that it becomes truly cliche. That said, I'm going to say the worst cliche is sexism, plain and simple. As in, The Ugly Truth, in its entirety. Haven't actually seen it, but I'm…

Your honor, it's right there in the name: "date rape." There has to be a date in order for it to be date rape, and all I did was rape those girls. No date. Ergo, no date rape. I rest my case.

Job creation
Organizational skills
Entrepreneur
Fun!
Risque = edgy
Airplane
Not evading taxes
Cars (exotic)
I didn't evade taxes
Sporting events

I'm eating baked beans directly out of the can, and they are more awesome than Meteor Man. Only by a little bit, though.

Let's focus on what's really important here - REVIEW REVIEWS. Seriously folks, we can start a whole new genre of metacriticism and make MILLIONS. NYT will have an official critic critic to review reviews.

Failed 22ndsies

1. I like how so many people have speculated about the misspelled Bastards but don't realize "Inglourious" has one U too many. Not sure what it is I like about that, specifically, it's just funny to me.

I'm gonna say missa bring wins this one.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT GLITTERTITS

Where's
Jason Bateman?

You know how to use one of THEEEEEESE?

I'd always heard Liverpudlian, which makes more sense because it makes less sense.

What is Purple Submersible?

He doesn't look Bluish.

DENTAL PLAN!

The difference is: with an email or IM, you actually send the message TO somebody. With Twitter, you can just throw shit out to the internet. I, for instance, have no followers on Twitter, and I take a certain sense of pride in that. Nobody has read my insightful posts on whether I want to grow a moustache, and I'm…

One art, please.