Not so sure about the finger fucking - you do NOT want that glitter all up in your vag.

+1 for "fistsful."

Well, you register first.

Oh no, someone else on the Internet has made reference to the strawman fallacy before? Woe is me, for never shall I be capable of original thought! The defenders of the show are misrepresenting the detractors' viewpoints on offensiveness and then ridiculing that misrepresentation. What would you call it?

I see Family Guy's defenders made sure to check in on the Strawman Building seminar at this summer's arts & crafts camp. I sincerely doubt anyone here takes offense with "politically incorrect" humor, especially since the idea of political correctness isn't even relevant, possibly never was; calling something…

My vote is for candy. Because just imagine one of those kids, years down the road, still thinking that's true. Did I just write, IN MY HEAD, third-tier Arrested Development background character fan fiction? I THINK I DID.

Guess what.
I just got an intense craving for some Golden Grahams. I can't even remember the last time I had some. If you're wondering why that's relevant, it's not, but I am in fact SO LAZY that I didn't want to make the effort to get on Twitter to make this announcement, so I just went to the first link I saw on…

A delicious mustard that has no soap properties at all

What is all this talk of measure accuracy? I understood it to be mumbled in a werewolfish growl over a pump organ and atonal electric guitar. THEN it makes plenty of sense.

No, facebook is retarded because it is technology that is new and scary and different.

ZAUM

Hell damn fart!

I am hereby stealing multi-talentless.

Everyone Just Winds Up Fucking Everyone

Ain't nothin's dirty about a good hard blurbing.

Fat white girls cry more. Entertainment!

To clarify: the music I pay for tends to be from bands who actually need the money. I can see how I would be dumb to pay for something like, I don't know, Radiohead, but I don't. Did anyone else ever overhear someone saying they felt guilty for COMPLETELY LEGALLY downloading In Rainbows for free?

I have really, truly tried to enjoy In Rainbows, but I frankly find it to be the most inessential album of all time ever. That said, I think one of the best beginning-to-end albums of this year is Scrambles, and that might bolster or completely destroy any scraps of hipster cred I may have inadvertently accumulated.

I mostly listen to music (entire albums from beginning to end, usually) in CD form, I own a smattering of vinyl but not my own record player (I use friends' and families' phonos), and when I do download music I either pay for it or get it free directly from the band or label's website. Could someone please consult…

So… we're supposed to wish flaming death upon anyone who posts first now, regardless of the firstitude of their post?