You've come a long way, baby.

Well, duh. Nobody's saying she's not entitled to her opinion, but sometimes opinions have consequences. What I find most shocking about the whole debacle is that for once the Q&A bit of the pageant actually factored into the decision instead of acting as a token "Look! We care about things other than tits!" segment.

I learned it somewhere else, but I always pronounce it in my head as Schaden-fraud-a thanks to that episode.

It's pronounced like X, but SEXXIER.

If she actually wants it, it's no longer sexy. Has Erin Andrews taught us nothing? Consent is SO 2007.

Well girls, you're never too young to start learning that your entire self-worth and ambition should be bound up in your physical appearance and ability to purchase accessories. What they doing in kindergarten, anyway? Learning to READ? Pffffft!

Needs more vowels.

WELL PLAYED.

I'm still not fully convinced that's a human being.

I highly doubt it, as Still Standing is now in syndication on Lifetime, thus signifying it as a feminist sitcom, and Carrie Prejean would NEVER associate with those hairy, man-hating bull-dyke feminists!

Stop me if I'm drawing a false analogy here, but isn't not becoming Miss America on the basis of one of the judges not liking what you have to say (that is, actually JUDGING you) similar to not becoming President on the basis of the American electorate not liking what you have to say? According to Carrie Prejean,…