Boom! Roasted.

So right about True Life
That show is addictive.

Oxygen is the one that used to show random marathons of America's Next Top Model right when I was hungover, so I approve of that network.

Yeah, that show sounds way more interesting than what it will actually be.

I'm excited to see Top Chef Desserts for that very reason, Lemur. I want to see real pastry chefs do their thing, rather than chefs faking it for a challenge. I like watching experts.

I'd like to see some of our Northwest names on it. Someone besides Tom Douglas.

He reminded me more of Liberace than anyone- mostly the story of Liberace having his boyfriend get plastic surgery to look more like him. And that he's shiny, beloved, and completely fucking creepy.

His power was bad sunburns?
Well, they do hurt.

The Morrissey the?

Yeah, let's kill the secretaries! They totally deserve it!

My sister has shitty taste in movies. Fortunately, I live several states away so I don't have to put up with them as a bonding exercise.

I like how Jenna wasn't touched by Liz apologizing through the dialogue, but by getting the 'hotter' girl to play her.

Ellie, the only reason I think you didn't make that up right now is because it's far too preposterous. I need to start watching these things.

Those occasional Sunday marathons of America's Next Top Model. It doesn't really matter what goes on, so you can drift in and out.

Also: Michael Kors, really?
I agree with the review, so I don't feel like I need to go into it again, but was I the only one who was super bored by Michael Kors' inspiration places? Expensive, sure, but kind of bland.

Thank you for giving me the hotter porno girl.

I got bored during Parks & Recreation. I tried, I really did, but I had other things I'd rather do.

It was a totally fantastic challenge.

I giggled at that, a lot. But I guess if you're going to have a seafood restaurant in Vegas, the least you can do is not serve bluefin and the like.

If I was picking for Restaurant Wars, I'd pick Robin and put her on dessert. She's already won with one- she can clearly do it well, and having a good dessert gets a lot of points.