Well, vampires are hot right now…

I hope they learn that if you don't enjoy Christmas, you're a horrible, horrible person.

Whatever, guy. Nitpick and condescend all you want, if it helps you avoid the crux of my argument. It's been fun, but I've got some work to do.

Clearly, you weren't ever "funny, empathetic and kind" because you could give it up so easily at a young age; it was never part of you, it was just something you put on because you thought it would work. And you did give up at a young age. 24 is nothing. You proclaimed that all women are horrible, horrible things at…

Really, guy? You gave up at 24?

Right, that's it. It's all the fault of women, not that you are an asshole that everyone can probably detect miles away.

Well, I'm sold.

They wanted him to clone Hitler. They're Nazis, they don't have any other ideas.

Mr. X is people!

Other favorite lines
Work it out, Thinkenstein.

I concur entirely.

I still make a lot of mix CDs for various occasions, which does impose a time limit if you're making them audio CDs as I always do. It's kind of nice.

The last roadtrip mix I made
Was all synthpop, Billy Bragg, and the Jam. I think that it was awesome, and my friend and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Forever Young is always fun.

When I was 15, I was obsessed by Velvet Goldmine, Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie, and anything else from that period featuring skinny guys in tons of makeup.

And really, that there's a whole song promoting tennis to Middle America.

Of cocks?

And as we all know, ugly women are worthless.

I like those little laminated folding maps you can get for major world cities. Those are awesome.

Kevin just makes me grin every time I see him. When he wins, I cheer.

I'd have the wine bottles on my fingers and wave them around.