And after that, the Angry Birds movie. Then, naught but the cold embrace of the void.

Yeah, but he stole it from Hades.

I'm all for queer content (I'm gay myself), but it's okay for characters to be straight, too. It feels like bad writing to me to make Cap gay after three movies establishing his attraction to the Agent Carters (Agents Carter?).

Wouldn't it be better to introduce existing gay characters to the MCU, like Northstar, or Wiccan and Hulkling?

They haven't announced what channel/streaming service is carrying the show yet. I assume that they are still negotiating.

Someone let Jared out of his pen…

The Matt Damon one is actually a passable Steven Segal.

I've never been able to get into Arrested Development, and I've tried a few times. It's frustrating, because I can tell that it's got amazing writing and some of my favorite comedic actors, but something about the characters never clicked for me.

He got his name from the Irish vampire Cassidy.

I like your moxie, kid.

The best burger I ever made was an all-beef patty with sweet and sour sauce, grilled onions, applewood smoked bacon, and a grilled pineapple ring on a Hawaiian bun. Can't think of a pun name for it, though.

I agree that he can be childish online, but I'm capable of ignoring an artist's personal failings in order to enjoy their work.

Ted, whoever told you that you are hilarious did not have your best interests in mind.

Nice play, Shakespeare.

But it started with a bloody S!

Sword?

I think they're saving her big character moments for later in the season, if the upcoming episode titles are any clue. (Kindergarten Kid, anyone?)

Dammit Caillou, go outside and see what life is all aboot!

The British call fanny packs "bum bags", which I think is pretty hilarious.

Well, those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.