I'm pretty sure her daddy didn't teach her any songs, since he refuses to admit she's his daughter. Unless he has in the last few years. I don't know, I haven't paid attention. And if he has, I doubt he taught her Everley Bros. songs.
I'm pretty sure her daddy didn't teach her any songs, since he refuses to admit she's his daughter. Unless he has in the last few years. I don't know, I haven't paid attention. And if he has, I doubt he taught her Everley Bros. songs.
No, no. It's just a stroke.
That's Sugar Tits to you, buddy.
I used to work in a public library, and we always had to stop guys from jacking off in the computing area.
He just heard what happened to the first Titanic.
I am my own grandma!
Apparently they're getting married. I'm still trying to figure out where she is on the autism spectrum.
Great. Two more weeks of commercials.
You were raised in a bar?
FOX EYES.
Tension of the sexual nature.
I had a bad reaction to ibuprofen. Now, none of my pants fit.
Happy birthday! I also don't look or feel my age, but I'm deteriorating in other ways.
He looks like Mr. Clean now!
I bet you're just a rich girl because you've gone too far.
I think about Pusher a lot when I'm in my car. "Cerulean blue."
And it turned out the actor was just as creepy!
Because of those books, I will forever know when someone is cheating in an egg-spinning contest.
Or blowhards.
It makes me want to hug each and every one of you magnificent AVC commenting bastards.