Your first sentence is much like the commenters on The Hollywood Report article.

Seriously, this no box around the comments thing is driving me nuts.

Christ. Someone calls her a scarface. She was a victim of a random attack as a child. I don't care if you're anonymous online, how can you look at yourself in the mirror after typing that?!

Weird story that's barely related: Two of my friends and I went to one of the girl's boyfriends house. He had people over and they were watching porn, which is apparently a thing guys do together. Later, my friends and I were sleeping in the same room, and it was very clear that one of them was masturbating. And not…

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I would allow him to brainwash me with his abs.

Edited to say now I see it is a video, I thought it was a movie. I wish it was a movie.

No. Thankfully.

Except he's not naturally low voiced. He has a strangely high pitched voice.

I have a Simpson's script that I leave hanging out. No one ever notices it. Then again, I don't have many friends.

Now I wonder if Alexander is going to inherit them.

Bludgeoned by vagina is a great way to die. I imagine.

Unfortunately that shoe is too dangerous to walk in.

Wait…*not* a good message? I assume you mean it was a great message.

I would hope it makes babies with The Big Butt Book.

I just skim it now and then. At least it's better than Perez Hilton. And speaking of Perez, some people are not meant to be skinny.

Im just going to say it here. The posters for "Nymphomaniac" are amazing. 
http://dlisted.com/2013/10/…

I like to occasionally listen to the religious radio channel just to hear what they're up to. The host, Bob Ducto, claimed that bullying rates are going up because the anti-bullying campaigns are showing bullies how to do it. Never mind that the rates probably increased because kids are actually reporting the bullying…

I'm so old I remember when he did stand up comedy.

He probably did, he's always good at crediting his inspirations and the like. I just don't remember because it's been a long while.