Be certain to make jokes about him being a drunken robot when you send those stories! He loves that!

He also adapted The Iliad into a play. Is there nothing he can't do?

I used to work with Jason. It's a good thing he's smart because he is not attractive.

It has to be bitchcraft because who in their right minds would allow him to produce the things he has?

Old people are scary.

I only know "Pigeons From Hell" as the graphic novel written by Joe R. Lansdale. Apparently pigeons are omens of death. I thought they were just annoying.

Was Gramma the one where the grandma calls from the dead to make her little grandson kill himself? That one is terrifying. And Billy Mumy is just a freaky child.

Except she has such debilitating mental health issues that she no longer controls her own life.

No WOLF EYES? That's no way to live, son.

But only if she hops on the stage with Bruce Springsteen.

I liked your comment so you could maybe have enough for an afternoon cocktail.

They also had battle armor that would spin to show damage when you hit them on the chest.

It's always Tuesday somewhere. Wait…

Not really. But her boss is a lady, so who knows what her tastes are.

For some reason, I read that in the voice of Sarah Maclachlan doing those abused animals commercials.

They had Lady Gaga in a terrible, terrible episode, so anything is possible.

Well, he IS a robot.

Just ask Jenna Maroney!

I can't believe people still use a laugh track. It's so hokey and takes you right out of the show. It's not like a live show where you have other people to feed energy off of.

Between this and his hatred for "I, Frankenstein," I feel like we're reaching new levels O'Nealism. I'm scared, but titillated.