He has a thing for cleft chins.

Apparently it's a bad idea to put "Luck" in the title of your TV show.

And if you were making a new human, why would you stitch across the face like that? Just find a handsome guy and pull a Face/Off.

This just makes me sad.

Too late, someone already took it. Because she's a hat…without a head…get it?

The only camp I went to was 6th grade camp because our school makes everyone go. One day my group had to pass around a snake. The snake shit all over the kid next to me. And if you've seen snake shit, you'll know it is not solid and runs everywhere.

I prefer to make out on top of Mount Snark. Mount Indifference, on the other hand, I couldn't care less.

"Will the Enchanted Goatee please take the stand…"

So, even angels fart?

What if they were dead prostitutes?

My best friend and I drove through Dean's hometown. It was small and kind of scary. They advertise to drive through and stop by or whatever, but they stare at you from their front porches when you go by.

We all only exist in his snow globe.

The word "squirt" is now bugging me as much as the word "moist."

Whatever happened to that guy?

I…I didn't either. *hangs head in shame*

That makes me a sad panda…Oh wait, wrong cartoon show.

They killed Fat Tony? I don't remember that.

Ironic that she's a little pig considering she likes to make duck face in all her photos.

But his opinions come down to calling people faggots. It might get tedious after a while.

There was a How I Met Your Mother where they mistook Jim Rash for Moby. Also, I just realized how gross his last name is.