Idgit.

Phoebe Buffay thought so.

There's still hope!

The first paragraph scared me away.

That was a really romantic scene.

Mine is locked in the basement.

Wine helps me drink AND sleep, so whoever wrote those lines must be a serious drinker.

On the other end of the spectrum, I have a friend who doesn't even have a degree but is the accountant for a non-profit. The two years she has worked there, she has caused two major fuck ups. This past one was for like $50,000 or something. Yet she still works there.

He might be coming down with a cold. He didn't want to go for a walk and sneezed a little, but he was otherwise fine. He just gets to be lazier.

Speaking of which, scroll down to #18 to find your next suit, CJC http://www.buzzfeed.com/car…

T-Dog

"Chipper Jones started the woodchipper."It’s too bad his name isn’t Deathbyturkeylegoverdose Jones," muttered T-Dog" might be the best thing I've read all day.

She's probably a Scientologist, too.

What if I kicked him in the nuts?

Sean's trying to get us all fired.

How many drinks has he had?

But we're not done!

*cruelcumber pulls a Fred Willard and is banned from the theater*

They just needed B15!

And he seems so charming in interviews. And that accent, my lord.