I hate when people can't use snark for the power of good. They seem to think it's all darkness.

Unfortunately, they hired people to be snark-alikes. O'Neal is the king of snark and no one can usurp him.

I'm married, so I never pay attention to the online dating thread. Goddammit!

I'm ashamed to say I saw Paula Patton on "Watch What Happens Next"…and I liked her. She was more outgoing than NeNe Leakes. I need to get a job.

Is that masturbating and walking? I swear whenever I leave a day, there are 10 new AVC memes.

Hat, I read that as "nun."

So, "The Apple Dumpling Gang" is running on cable this week. I didn't realize they actually show it anywhere else besides elementary schools.

I'm afraid that's a herpes flare up, you might want to see a doctor.

I'm just jealous because I have the most boring name ever.

I was just joking. My parents gave us short names and explained that it would be easier for us to write. Really, they knew we would be stupid.

It's Marah, though.

There is an edit button, CJC

Why is the Farmiga family so against giving their kids regular names? OTOH, they didn't name her Cydknee, the name of my husband's ex.

First, a former employee sues them, now this. When will things start going right for the ICP? When?!

But Faygo is really cheap, so you would think it balances out.

She was Malcolm in the Middle's weird girlfriend before Lost. She's actually been in a lot of stuff.

I totally read it as Spike Lee.

"Perfect Dogs" starring Scruffy.
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I was surprised my husband actually wanted to watch it. I was even more surprised to learn he wanted to watch it because James Franco was going to be on.

Well, he took hemorrhoid cream pretty seriously in this commercial http://www.youtube.com/watc…