I can never take Leighton Meester seriously because we sometimes call our dog Meester (as in Mister, but pronounced in that cutesy way you talk to dogs).

I don't like "Community," and I don't find Tom Hardy attractive at all.

Yeah, my friend did it out of curiosity.

Episode 1, when Walt's pants are off.

I read that in Prof. Farnsworth's voice.

I had a friend actually say yes to the Mormons. He went to their meetings, watched the propaganda movies, everything. In the end, he decided it was not for him.

Ha ha, you said "bowel."

Oh, you'd be surprised at how many people do.

If you talk to my husband, it's not. He seems to think probiotics is the answer to all my health issues.

His ex-wife had irritable bowel syndrome, so yes, he probably did see some shit.

It's the Grammer Nazis you have to watch out for.

The only poor people I care about are the people who tend to my pores at the spa.

Grandma was embarrassed? I bet her granddaughter was mortified.

"I thought it was great." - Miley Cyrus' father

Thankfully my husband is an older male musician.

He's in jail for tax violations…Oh wait! That was "Say Anything." Sorry.

Hats off to him.

What was Sam's role in this last episode? I only put up with the show for Bruce Campbell, but sadly, even he wasn't enough.

Just tossing the ol' frisbee around, taking a leisurely bike ride. It's like Tron: The College Years.

Is this going to make me want to buy Lightspeed Briefs?