Ron Perlman is a saint. And he looks like a giant Tom Waits.

All the boys I was in love with in high school were into Selper-motherfucking-tura.

No one will EVER write a story about a young couple who are not allowed to be together because their families don't get along!

Not as drunk as boat drunk.

As I stated down below, I think it is more about the production value. I highly doubt Hal Blaine was the first to come up with that riff. But YES, he definitely deserves kudos.

Who the fuck acts like that in a real life situation?!

My feeling as someone who has started taking drum lessons: "Oh a repeated drum pattern? Wow!"

Kind of like how certain 12-bar blues patterns are used over and over again? Isn't this pretty typical? As long as you're not doing Vanilla Ice robbery, I'm not seeing the big deal. This is why the word "homage" was created.

Damn you, IKEA!

It's been so long, I don't even remember where I lost it. It was with my boyfriend. I was a freshman and he was a senior (not citizen).
Unfortunately, it was really good sex, so I stayed with him longer than I should have.

She does have that amazing ability to prevent her hair from growing.

"i don't get why Sophie is having so much trouble making up her mind!"

It's beautiful!

We like to spread our snark around.

"Did you hear me, Ethan Hawke, actor who is aging terribly?! Get out of the sun once a while! You look like you belong on a Faces of Meth poster!"

Sure, whatever.

Or a clay sculpture I created in my annex class?

Already on it. In Michigan.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus I grew up on a farm that grew feed corn. Whenever "Children of the Corn" was on TV, my brother would insist we play a tag version. My childhood was a nightmare.

Are you some sort of time traveler from the Dust Bowl era?