I was also an MSU-er. Does that help?

Living in a college town, it still took me years to realize it was called Corn Hole.

Ethanol is corn, so I can see it.

As a UofM-er, I was all over that.

@avclub-42f0183dd0f1163d4e67a94da7ea7960:disqus  But the farmers are getting it ALL NIGHT LONG.

Plus, they couldn't just grow corn. They have to rotate the crop with soybeans. Yes, I grew up on a farm. Soil has needs, goddammit.

So, I got a sting on my ear from a random awful insect and it got infected. It has been wrapped in bandages since. Last night as my husband went out to buy groceries, he asked if he should buy corn. I gave him a weird look, and he said "Corn. Should I buy EARS of corn."

Scruffylove pulls @avclub-79c971df9097228e547f2661f55b9847:disqus aside to let him know that Ernest Borgnine is dead.

Well, @avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus I understand he's a very successful DJ now.

Anyone he wants to now that he's divorced from Jane Krakowski.

You don't throw down a theremin so much as tip it over.

Whatcha gonna do?

t's a bad week to stop sniffing glue, so keep at it.

I'll watch Cop Rock and drink fortified wine.

What has Vigo Mortenson done for us lately?

They'll never top the Laurel Canyon sound of Dawes!

I already have a glass of wine. But I could use more.

It's funny because I used lock ins as an excuse to stay out all night and use drugs.

Cedar Point!!!! What did you ride?

Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E was the greatest buddy cop show featuring a robot.