Once I read that they were Christian rock, it all made sense.

I don't know about that: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You may have roomed with Ghanian prince, but I regularly email with a Nigerian one.

You like bananas? How ya like these bananas?

I was thinking he looked like Dean Norris.

It's always Boner Time for BonerTime.

Bret Ratner is angry he didn't direct a movie about big-assed robots

It's dangerous out there for all those babies making babies.

I loved Masters of Horror. Great horror directors taking on low budgets and shorter stories.

That's why he's so popular.

That's Jeselnick's job!

I heard about a version where Lot's wife totally turns into a pillar of cinnamon, and then he swallows her and nearly chokes doing the Cinnamon Challenge.

High school aged Scruffy is smoking weed and cutting class. Adult Scruffy is wondering where she went wrong in life.

Well, there was much anticipation on seeing his version of the Mashed Potato and the Twist.

"My producer forced me to help him create this terrible product."

The Bible would have been much more exciting had it chosen to have Jesus walk on piranha-infested waters.

Nothing says "sincere apology" like a Tweet.

Even zombie Elmore Leonard is accomplishing more than I am. Le sigh.

I did, too. I just watched "The Haunting," so it makes sense.

*Pictures Daft Punk sobbing and practicing sad versions of twerking in their living rooms*