That sounds hot!

She was the kind of girl he wanted to hypnotize on the telephone. But now…not so much.

The pretty ones are always crazy.

Well, if Pepsi Jr hates him, than I am definitely in!

Count me as one. And my husband, and our myriad of friends.

I love him, so that's a lie.

Tecnically, only "Jams."

I'm assuming your business card is bone-colored.

Sherlock Hemlock Grove!

YouTube comic is a thing now? Huh. I guess I'm a Facebook novelist.

My husband is a bass player. But only because every other dimwit can play guitar. It takes a LOT of skill to play bass.

@flagonthemoon:disqus I like the idea of Texas East. That's where Joe R. Lansdale is from (the writer of Bubba Ho-Tep).

The Cars?Clash thing is killing me, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Mainly because I love the Clash.

I thought they were out.

First England won't let us take Jane Austen's ring, now this. USA! USA! USA!

Hominah wha?

Did he say he did?

We haven't seen the messages she's sent, either. And I say this as as a woman.

Well, I'm sure that house now has a certain funk.

It is an ugly ring.