Why was it auctioned in the first place if they were so adament in keeping it?

That's what I meant, it comes off as typical bickering to me. He's complaining that he wants to see his kids more and that he doesn't want them involved in their crap. I don't see any issue at all.

Well, it's hard to find gigs when you're propping up your wife to make she doesn't choke on her own vomit.

The Von Bondies. And according to a friend who I guess is a friend of theirs, the problem was that he should have hit the drummer, not the singer. So whatevs.

He may not Tweet or text, but he IS an avid Redditor.

That TMZ letter Marah linked to didn't even seem that bad. He wants to see his kids more? WHAT A MONSTER!

But he's more prolific than that. I've always found his music pretty eclectic. I think what his issue is is that he's been trying to build a music empire since back in Detroit, and if someone doesn't play nice, he gets pissy. I love Jack White, but it's always been obvious he's kind of a control freak.

I think he just wanted to get paid for his sailing vacation. The stuntman does all the work, he sits on various boats.

I want Donovan to provide a Werner Herzog-like narration to the full-length film version of that episode.

I like them during work. I'm a "writer" for a law firm, so commenting makes me sound like I'm busy, what with all the keyboard tapping and shit.

I think it's what he *didn't* do to himself that caused that. He's an avid outdoorsman who apparently hasn't heard of sunscreen or wide-brim hats.

I would watch a movie about Fry from Futurama stuck in the middle of the ocean with Bender.

That's the problem, there's not much to say about something that looks awesome. The only snark that has appeared is about Redford's leathery skin.

It wasn't the Newswire I wanted, but I'm just glad something new got posted. I really don't want to work today.

Really? I would feel pretty good about it right now.

What a bitch!

That is going to be one handsome sectional. Or Necronomicon, I understand he hasn't made up his mind yet.

What about Joffrey?

I would donate to that.

I don't even want to know the content of your uncle's home movies