So does my mom!

Nearly everyone in my office is on Reddit. Of course they are 10 years (at least) younger than me. Maybe someday they'll grow up and be an AVClubber like a real adult. Harumph!

I get through them, but I'm often depressed while I'm reading them. Like seriously, maybe I should see a doctor depressed.

He was actually saying hello to my mother in person for once.

They're taping that RS cover to the inside of their lockers.

Mother Earth News for me. Although every other page suggests I get a cow.

It's weird, they are kind of becoming the place to find in-depth articles.

There's People magazine for that, @avclub-99b410aa504a6f67da128d333896ecd4:disqus

Then I would think you had read War and Peace by now

Chris Hansen would like to have a word. Go sit on that stool over there…wait! That's not a stool!

Threeway in the porn version!

We'll all cry into our waffles.

Well, he looks pretty surprised himself.

PT, obviously.

If it means more Norman Reedus, I'm all for it.

I thought we did that for Mtv's "Cribs." I'm all out of champagne, do you think they'll lend me some?

Yes, but he has to live with Mariah Carey, so there's that.

Robin Leach was the first attempt at an impression as a young girl.

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus Are you sure it's real lobster and not lubster? Or lobster with a "k" however  that is spelled?

Part of my job is to write recommendation letters to keep highly skilled researchers in the country. One of them was a geologist who wrote a book on making moon colonies. I wonder how disappointed he was that Newt didn't make it further.