How many Polish girls does it take to be a sexual dynamo?

*posts graphic pictures of aborted screenplay all over car*

Dude, I'm telling you. I had them with friends, and I just really loved the pickle juice, so I drank shot after shot after shot. I'm surprised I made it out alive.

I find even just a little too much nutmeg can be detrimental.

I didn't realize there were anti-gnocchi propagandists here at the AV Club.

I thought that said 30 lbs of lobster, and I was, geez, Moneybags!

It's pretty much fall weather in Michigan now, so I'm getting ready to transition back to soups. I can grill and have soup! Yay!

More like the "Not So Secret Life…"

Phew!

Will it be an upbeat ditty?

*Throws panties at Will*

You just got to give it half a chance.

[FULL OF BUTTER]

Spread?

They're too busy.

Well f, now that I look it up, I see have both Corey Monteith and Natasha Richardson. I'm destined to die early and painfully.

King of the Hill! Tom Landry Middle School!

Salvador Dali, Martha Graham, and my mother.

I remember ALF the animated series because he went to a psychic named Madam Bighipsky. I still find that hilarious.

Beer! Beer! Beer! Bed! Bed! Bed!