There have been multiple crazy weddings.

What's the Jekyll and Hyde movie where the transformation was brought on by cocaine?

Eh. I have my Jack White fetish. I just never saw anything in Cumberbatch that would appeal to me.

It turns out we all have chlamydia.

You don't say…

It's better than working.

I have not.

Now you drink whiskey?

But seriously, fuck that movie.

It's funny because the Dane I worked with would get pissed because everyone called him Dutch.

I used to work with a Dane. He was actually pretty cute. Fuller face, but still good bone structure. He had thick curly hair. He was oddly serious, though. And what sense of humor he had was very dry.

3rd? We're on the 3rd already? Or are you just being hopeful?

What is with the Cumberbatch love? That guy is truly unattractive.

And?

Well, whatever is going on outside has to be more fastpaced than the Hobbit.

And the cold calculating look of murder in their eyes.

He's a unicorn of a man, much like Prince.

He's so pretty!

It's like living in Ann Arbor and not going to Zingerman's

Eggos.